Dysfunction Junction

Lets just get right down to business.  Reagan decided to shave her leg.  LEG- one leg, her right one.  I caught her and she didn't get to the left one.  I was right beside her.  I was drying Grant's hair in the bathroom, about an arms length away from her.  What am I going to do with this girl?  

 Grant is demonstrating that Reagan's leg is going to look like a "bear leg" when it grows back.  She was brought to tears by this comment.  She said "I don't want a bear leg.  Grant, you don't say that."

 These pictures are not sincere.  She totally would have done the other leg if I wouldn't have stopped her. And please note the trashy princess tattoo that she is sporting on her arm.  I am so ashamed!!! But, as a mom, I will do anything (almost) to reward good behavior.  So, this is what she currently "works for". Just a little note, she gets punished by.......not spankings, not time out, not the typical measures at all........ all I have to say is "Reagan, if you don't behave, you will wear pants to school tomorrow."  Who's child is this?  She wants to wear a skirt/dress EVERY DAY!!!!!  Ms. Donna, her teacher, says that she has almost caused numerous injuries, knocked down books, toys, etc. by SPINNING her skirts every day.  Ms. Donna also uses the discipline technique we recommend........ THE PANTS THREAT!!!  Oh yes people..... you people out there reading this that aren't parents..... DO NOT JUDGE!!!! You will remember reading this one day and you too will probably be implementing discipline techniques that you never would have guessed.  YOU DO WHAT WORKS.  

 Colby shot a deer.  Reagan was not pleased.  She kept telling him that he had bleed all over his truck.

 This is what Grant looks like when I told him to be nice and play with Reagan at ChuckECheese.  He is such a little mess.  I guess he is too old and cool for her.

 Coffee table bubbles.  They are having so much fun.

 Grant cashed his tickets in for a fake hand.  He took the food from the fast food employee and almost game him a heart attack.

 Reagan got caught.  She should have been in bed, and she got up and got some chocolate.  She tried to lie about it too!!!

 Reagan is looking cute in her skirt playin' golf with the boys.

Grant scared "Aunt Key" to death with this.  He just walked up beside her and put his hand on her hand.  She was not happy!!!!

 Scott looked all over one night for his chapstick.  Reagan said she didn't know where it was.  Then, the next morning when we were on our way to school, what does she find?  The chapstick bandit wasted no time applying her lipstick.